Since this blog is one that has emerged after aeons of time, Imma begin with something timeless: A riddle. Here we go: There is a house. One enters it blind and comes out seeing. What is it? -50 if you say an ophthalmologist’s clinic. -100 if you say there’s no such thing. +500 and a load of Mesopotamian gold if you say, a School. And … Continue reading The Dreamy Hourglass
The Great Ocean Road has a beautiful amalgamation of ocean and pastures, all in the same frame, so before I begin my discourse on the final leg of the Road, Imma give ye wee folks a riddle to simulate the little grey cells. What do you get when a baby sheep enters a ship’s cargo hold? -10 if you say a shipping baaa-rier(hehe) -100 if … Continue reading The Great Ocean Road: Postcards
Twelve slabs of limestone, Sitting on a beach. When the ocean got hungry, They were the only meal within reach. On a fine Sunday morning, The slabs were down to eleven. The ocean is rather a glutton, For, now, there are seven. – Yours Truly. The Queen of Crime, who? hehe. With that bit of ominous poetry, Imma dive right in to the second stop … Continue reading The Great Ocean Road: The Twelve Apostles and Gibson Steps
You’ve heard of the elf on the shelf. You’ve probably even heard of Snape on a grape(Harry potter memes and all….) Now, get ready for… -50 if you say propose on a kangaroo(Big brain time, mate:)) -100 if you say, ‘Love in Australia’. +750 if you say a valentine on an Australian road sign. Disclaimer: The blogger of this blog is not responsible for heartbreaks. … Continue reading The Great Ocean Road: Loch Ard Gorge and Razorback
When one looks up Earth colours, the results that pop up say that “Earth colours are a palette of muted tones such as green, beige and brown.” But the more I contemplate about the concept of Earth colours, I realise that the Earth is so much more than just the beiges and browns and in fact, every colour on the colour wheel finds a place … Continue reading Earth Palette ft. Melbourne
Knock, knock? Who’s there? Rainbow. Rainbow who? Violet, Indigo, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Red. -50 if you scratch your head. -100 + a reminder to indulge in classy humour if you get the joke. hehe. With my … Continue reading Dreaming in Colour ft. Melbourne
Before I take ye folks 20,000 leagues underwater, here’s a riddle for ya: What is a fish’s favourite TV show? -50 if you say Shark Tank. -100 if you say Secrets of the Penguins. +250 if you say Drown-ton Abbey hehe…. Note: Feeding people to sharks is very middle class. hehehehehe…..IYKYK All right. So, one of my frames of mind, while visiting Australia, was simply … Continue reading Bubblin’ ft. SeaLife
Before I begin yapping about sunshine and daisies, here’s a riddle to invigorate the braincell(singular). What act of philanthropy does one indulge in while deep watering the lawn? -10 if you say Earthworm welfare(sillysillysilly) -50 if you say caring for the environment. +100 if you say empowering the grassroots. hehehehehe….. Do not jab the blogger with grass. I repeat, do not jab the blogger with … Continue reading Touching Grass ft. Queen Victoria Gardens
The Melbourne Museum is a testament of how far living beings have come; From starting out as a molecule of protein to defying Death and all of his friends for fun, the museum encapsulates this very phenomenon in a single exhibit. Hehe. When I stumbled out of the tram and landed at the gates of the Melbourne Museum, the first thing that I saw was … Continue reading Museum Mayhem: The Melbourne Museum
….Once held a parade, T’was a real spectacle, A pantomime, a charade. Where the Skywalkers walked, And Darth Vader did wade, Into a wisdom of wombats, Who held a masquerade. Roses, roses, plushes galore, Why is Ms Yours Truly, Being shown the door? hehe…. With that poetic tomfoolery behind us, Imma take ye wee folks on two very contrasting trips. Whenever I visit a new … Continue reading A Playground Far, Far Away
