The Great Ocean Road: Postcards

The Great Ocean Road has a beautiful amalgamation of ocean and pastures, all in the same frame, so before I begin my discourse on the final leg of the Road, Imma give ye wee folks a riddle to simulate the little grey cells. What do you get when a baby sheep enters a ship’s cargo hold? -10 if you say a shipping baaa-rier(hehe) -100 if … Continue reading The Great Ocean Road: Postcards

The Great Ocean Road: The Twelve Apostles and Gibson Steps

Twelve slabs of limestone, Sitting on a beach. When the ocean got hungry, They were the only meal within reach. On a fine Sunday morning, The slabs were down to eleven. The ocean is rather a glutton, For, now, there are seven. – Yours Truly. The Queen of Crime, who? hehe. With that bit of ominous poetry, Imma dive right in to the second stop … Continue reading The Great Ocean Road: The Twelve Apostles and Gibson Steps

The Great Ocean Road: Loch Ard Gorge and Razorback

You’ve heard of the elf on the shelf. You’ve probably even heard of Snape on a grape(Harry potter memes and all….) Now, get ready for… -50 if you say propose on a kangaroo(Big brain time, mate:)) -100 if you say, ‘Love in Australia’. +750 if you say a valentine on an Australian road sign. Disclaimer: The blogger of this blog is not responsible for heartbreaks. … Continue reading The Great Ocean Road: Loch Ard Gorge and Razorback