THIS IS NOT AN ACROBATIC POLICE DEPARTMENT!!!! I mean, Acro-Polis….Acrobats+Police….Acrobatic Police….Monitoring every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take…. The owl is watching!!!! Hehe…. Presenting….The one way ticket to Tartarus!!!! Damn!!!! No literally….DAMN!!!! IT IS JUST A METRO TICKET…. On the Orient Express to Busan!!!! We are in Greece…. Cause I set fireeeee!!!!! To the Rainnnnn!!!! This … Continue reading ATHENS.

Happiest place on Earth, ladies and gentlemen! I think this is what John Lennon visualised while writing ‘Imagine’. I mean, princesses and castles, what more could anyone possibly want?! Bears? Beets? Battlestar Galactica? I can give you bears…. Pooh Bear….The bear with a very big heart and a rumbly in his tummy….I assure you, it’s the real Pooh. Ain’ no im’pooh’ster!!! Hehe. OK, so, Imma … Continue reading DISNEYLAND!!!!

Paris is always a good idea….said Audrey Hepburn once. I’m pretty sure that she was one hell of a cardio enthusiast cause you know what you have to do to get a good view around here???? Climb two hundred and fifty steps. It’s a cliiimbbbb!!!!! Right up to the church. Sacre Cour mesdames et messieurs. May the power of Christ compel you. So, this church was … Continue reading Paris….

Let’s go meet Cam!!!! by which I mean Cambodia. Not Cameroon or Cameron Diaz or Cameras. Alright, cam we, I mean can we stop already? I’ll cam, I mean ca’l’m down. From this point on, I am not laughing at Cam. Not one bit. I’m stone-faced. Like this one, see? Stone faced. Face of stone. I had meant metaphorically but things got real….LIGHTS, CAM, ACTION!!!! Hehe. … Continue reading Siem Reap, Cambodia

Our fate lives within us….You only have to be brave enough to see it. But if your fate lives in the Loch Ness, the only one who’ll see it is Nessie….Cause it’s dark in there, lad! But don’t worry, Nessie’s a wee baby…. Hehe. Sightings depend on mood swings so if you’re unlucky, you will see a frog without eyes at any rate. But if … Continue reading Scottish Highlands(Great Scott!)

I literally just felt like doing that. MEL GIBSON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!! FREEDOM!!!!! Right. There’s something strange, in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call?! GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! And that’s because we are going on the…. What it needs is a damn good telling! Alright, alright, alright…. Story Time! The moment I landed in Edinburgh, I was in the mood to go all Dora the Explorer! This pamphlet … Continue reading Travelogue 6: Edinburgh

If you’re under the impression that I’m going to bore the living daylights out of you by going on and on about a museum, then you’ve definitely been stared at by Medusa, my cover gal. I mean seriously, why would you be under a rock otherwise???? Hehe. Having nailed it, here’s presenting…. ROMA AT A STANDSTILL….   Musei Capitolini | Piazza del Campidoglio  OPEN EVERY DAY … Continue reading Travelogue 5: Musei Capitolini(Rome)

So, this one’s for those of you looking for inner peace. Like yoga and stuff. Maybe attaining Nirvana along the way, yeah? Well, you’re in luck cause I’m about to to acquaint you with my friend, THE LADY BUDDHA!!!!! DRUMROLL….. She’s that towering white figure. Don’t worry, she’ll warm up eventually. She’s just a bit shy. What with all the screaming paparazzi, one tends to find … Continue reading Da Nang(random finale!!!!)

BANANA!!!! Ok, that was random but what would anyone have written about Ba Na Hills????….Probably just ‘Ba Na Hills’.  The world does not deserve me.(*sob, sob*) That bridge got HANDS…. Or do the hands have a bridge? Ok, but we’re talking about a really patient dude here. I mean, whoever’s hands they are never had the urge to crack their knuckles?! Keep goin’ mate, you … Continue reading Travelogue 4: Da Nang 1

Pisa is the birthplace of pizza. JK!!!! Oh look, you see the little bell tower back there? It leans. Alright, alright, alright…..History lesson! The domed structure is where Galileo was baptised. The house like building behind that is the cathedral where the same bloke invented the pendulum. Here is the chandelier that inspired him! Galileo figaro!!!!Magnifico!!!! That is Bohemian Rhapsody….. End of History Lesson. Alright, alright, … Continue reading Travelogue 3: Pisa