The Great Ocean Road has a beautiful amalgamation of ocean and pastures, all in the same frame, so before I begin my discourse on the final leg of the Road, Imma give ye wee folks a riddle to simulate the little grey cells. What do you get when a baby sheep enters a ship’s cargo hold? -10 if you say a shipping baaa-rier(hehe) -100 if … Continue reading The Great Ocean Road: Postcards
Twelve slabs of limestone, Sitting on a beach. When the ocean got hungry, They were the only meal within reach. On a fine Sunday morning, The slabs were down to eleven. The ocean is rather a glutton, For, now, there are seven. – Yours Truly. The Queen of Crime, who? hehe. With that bit of ominous poetry, Imma dive right in to the second stop … Continue reading The Great Ocean Road: The Twelve Apostles and Gibson Steps
You’ve heard of the elf on the shelf. You’ve probably even heard of Snape on a grape(Harry potter memes and all….) Now, get ready for… -50 if you say propose on a kangaroo(Big brain time, mate:)) -100 if you say, ‘Love in Australia’. +750 if you say a valentine on an Australian road sign. Disclaimer: The blogger of this blog is not responsible for heartbreaks. … Continue reading The Great Ocean Road: Loch Ard Gorge and Razorback
When one looks up Earth colours, the results that pop up say that “Earth colours are a palette of muted tones such as green, beige and brown.” But the more I contemplate about the concept of Earth colours, I realise that the Earth is so much more than just the beiges and browns and in fact, every colour on the colour wheel finds a place … Continue reading Earth Palette ft. Melbourne
Before I take ye folks 20,000 leagues underwater, here’s a riddle for ya: What is a fish’s favourite TV show? -50 if you say Shark Tank. -100 if you say Secrets of the Penguins. +250 if you say Drown-ton Abbey hehe…. Note: Feeding people to sharks is very middle class. hehehehehe…..IYKYK All right. So, one of my frames of mind, while visiting Australia, was simply … Continue reading Bubblin’ ft. SeaLife
Before I begin yapping about sunshine and daisies, here’s a riddle to invigorate the braincell(singular). What act of philanthropy does one indulge in while deep watering the lawn? -10 if you say Earthworm welfare(sillysillysilly) -50 if you say caring for the environment. +100 if you say empowering the grassroots. hehehehehe….. Do not jab the blogger with grass. I repeat, do not jab the blogger with … Continue reading Touching Grass ft. Queen Victoria Gardens
In order to give this blog an aesthetic start, I googled beach quotes and all I got is a picture of a seashore, printed upon which was the textbook definition of a beach, in italics, all framed as a maths equation. hehe. The picture actually sums it up. A beach is my favourite nature based location and whenever I am faced with the prospects of … Continue reading Bay Walk: St Kilda
Before we begin our penultimate hike route, here’s a pictorial story about how Elster Creek got its name. After years of presiding over elemental forces and ruling the kingdom of Arendelle, Elsa and Anna decided to retire and live out their old age in a more southern climate. Armed with sparkly gowns and Sven, the sisters sledded their way past latitudes and found themselves in … Continue reading Bay Walk: Elwood and Elster Creek
Alright, before I begin babbling about my latest (and only) hike, Imma treat ye wee hikers with a freshly caught riddle. What is a Little Penguin’s favourite thriller show? -10 if you say Shark Tank. -20 if you say something like Whale Wars.(Or The Aquarium) +100 if you say Bay-ts Motel. Disclaimer: This blogger is not responsible for devices thrown into your nearest water body…. … Continue reading Bay Walk: Middle Brighton and North Brighton
And that is a wrap. Until Next Time, Sea Ya! hehehehehe….. Clichéd title reference: √ My trip to Melbourne was largely impulse driven. It was a trip where I’d wake up in the morning, hit the streets and then simply let my whims do the guiding, so when my mum left me to my own devices on a Wednesday morning, I told her that I’d … Continue reading Bay Walk: Brighton Beach
