People. Humans. Homo sapiens sapiens. PeRsOnAlItIeS…. People person’s paper people!!!! Dunder Mifflin! Paper needs aside, we are gathered here today to celebrate humanity! Specifically the travel community. Meaning tourists. And Hotel Staff. And receptionists. And Tour guides. And the random guy on the street who translates for you or gives your lost self some directions. All. of. them. The people you come across on tour … Continue reading 5 Types of People You Come Across While Travelling….
The story of my life. Chapter 1 The Universal Haul That’s right! I got home the Globe!!!!! I am the Queen of the world!!!! Hehe….But I did get home certain, well, mummies….One mummy, to be precise, my own, and another one, who might just eat you, if it weren’t such a cutie pie!!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Morgan the Mummy!!!! Warning: This mummy is 100% … Continue reading Flip card 1: Shopping in Singapore.
THIS IS NOT AN ACROBATIC POLICE DEPARTMENT!!!! I mean, Acro-Polis….Acrobats+Police….Acrobatic Police….Monitoring every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take…. The owl is watching!!!! Hehe…. Presenting….The one way ticket to Tartarus!!!! Damn!!!! No literally….DAMN!!!! IT IS JUST A METRO TICKET…. On the Orient Express to Busan!!!! We are in Greece…. Cause I set fireeeee!!!!! To the Rainnnnn!!!! This … Continue reading ATHENS.
Happiest place on Earth, ladies and gentlemen! I think this is what John Lennon visualised while writing ‘Imagine’. I mean, princesses and castles, what more could anyone possibly want?! Bears? Beets? Battlestar Galactica? I can give you bears…. Pooh Bear….The bear with a very big heart and a rumbly in his tummy….I assure you, it’s the real Pooh. Ain’ no im’pooh’ster!!! Hehe. OK, so, Imma … Continue reading DISNEYLAND!!!!
Paris is always a good idea….said Audrey Hepburn once. I’m pretty sure that she was one hell of a cardio enthusiast cause you know what you have to do to get a good view around here???? Climb two hundred and fifty steps. It’s a cliiimbbbb!!!!! Right up to the church. Sacre Cour mesdames et messieurs. May the power of Christ compel you. So, this church was … Continue reading Paris….
Let’s go meet Cam!!!! by which I mean Cambodia. Not Cameroon or Cameron Diaz or Cameras. Alright, cam we, I mean can we stop already? I’ll cam, I mean ca’l’m down. From this point on, I am not laughing at Cam. Not one bit. I’m stone-faced. Like this one, see? Stone faced. Face of stone. I had meant metaphorically but things got real….LIGHTS, CAM, ACTION!!!! Hehe. … Continue reading Siem Reap, Cambodia
Our fate lives within us….You only have to be brave enough to see it. But if your fate lives in the Loch Ness, the only one who’ll see it is Nessie….Cause it’s dark in there, lad! But don’t worry, Nessie’s a wee baby…. Hehe. Sightings depend on mood swings so if you’re unlucky, you will see a frog without eyes at any rate. But if … Continue reading Scottish Highlands(Great Scott!)
I literally just felt like doing that. MEL GIBSON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!! FREEDOM!!!!! Right. There’s something strange, in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call?! GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! And that’s because we are going on the…. What it needs is a damn good telling! Alright, alright, alright…. Story Time! The moment I landed in Edinburgh, I was in the mood to go all Dora the Explorer! This pamphlet … Continue reading Travelogue 6: Edinburgh
If you’re under the impression that I’m going to bore the living daylights out of you by going on and on about a museum, then you’ve definitely been stared at by Medusa, my cover gal. I mean seriously, why would you be under a rock otherwise???? Hehe. Having nailed it, here’s presenting…. ROMA AT A STANDSTILL…. Musei Capitolini | Piazza del Campidoglio OPEN EVERY DAY … Continue reading Travelogue 5: Musei Capitolini(Rome)
So, this one’s for those of you looking for inner peace. Like yoga and stuff. Maybe attaining Nirvana along the way, yeah? Well, you’re in luck cause I’m about to to acquaint you with my friend, THE LADY BUDDHA!!!!! DRUMROLL….. She’s that towering white figure. Don’t worry, she’ll warm up eventually. She’s just a bit shy. What with all the screaming paparazzi, one tends to find … Continue reading Da Nang(random finale!!!!)