THIS IS NOT AN ACROBATIC POLICE DEPARTMENT!!!!

I mean, Acro-Polis….Acrobats+Police….Acrobatic Police….Monitoring every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take….

The owl is watching!!!!

Hehe….

Presenting….The one way ticket to Tartarus!!!! Damn!!!!

No literally….DAMN!!!!

IT IS JUST A METRO TICKET….

On the Orient Express to Busan!!!!

We are in Greece….

Cause I set fireeeee!!!!!

To the Rainnnnn!!!!

This is literally just a poetic version of….

Thunder. Feel the Thunder.

Lightning and the thunder!!!!

And that is the poetic version of Zeus….Who has a temple….In the land of Athena….

FAMILY FEUD!!!!

Hehe….

Temple of Zeus.

So basically, if you wanna meet Athena, you are gonna have to go through her dad first.

Don’t worry, at worst he could incinerate you with 121 gigawatts and zap you to the future….You’ll McFly!!!! And crash land!!!!

Hehe….

But in the event of you actually surviving and remaining in the present, you are in for a cardio cause the monument is known as ‘Acropolis and slopes.’ And the slopes part is actually the Stairway to Heaven….Or the Highway to Hell….Or a boulevard of broken dreams….Or stairs….

But these stars are like in-flight entertainment….

Get it? In ‘flight’ entertainment?

You can have a wine fest and experience the exact spot where Yanni had his ‘Live at the Acropolis’ orchestra!!!!

Theatre of Dionysus!!!! Wine God, himself! What did I tell ya about the wine fest?!!!

Odeon of Herodes Atticus….All of Yanni, none of Laurel….

And then, for the final round we have the ACROBATIC POLICE DEPARTMENT….

THE ACROPOLIS!!!!

Well, what we actually have is the temple of the Patroness herself, I mean Athena, and she is not entertained!!!!

Minerva, however is entertained….

Cause Maximus fought in Rome….and Minerva is Athena’s Roman doppelgänger.

Are you not entertained?!!!

Is this not why you’re here!!!!!

Wrong country but I took a chance!

The chance to be an Olympian!!!!

The Panathenaic Stadium. Or as the ancients call it, the ‘Modern Olympic Stadium’.

I won the gold!!!!In the 30m climb….To get to the top of the stands….To get a good picture….A gold’s a gold.

But the real gold, however, is knowledge and just like that, Imma take you to a library….Hadrian’s library….

All the manuscripts present here are available in Greek and Latin. Readers may choose as per convenience.

*wise owl vibes intensify*

I’ll climb every mountain!!!!I’ll swim every ocean!!!!

But what if life gives you a fountain?

You just take a picture.

There….Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy!

And what if life gives you lemons????

You punch’ em square in the face.

Monastiraki Square. 

Squaring lemons since the beginning of time….

lemon x lemon= lemon²

Enough with the lemons….

Here’s some fly view!!!! From Athena’s abode…. Her very own city, Mi amigos!!!!

 

 

I’m on the….Top of the world lookin’,

Down on creation and the only explanation I can find!!!!

Is that its a wrap!!!! Until next time….

Paka!!!!