If you’re under the impression that I’m going to bore the living daylights out of you by going on and on about a museum, then you’ve definitely been stared at by Medusa, my cover gal. I mean seriously, why would you be under a rock otherwise???? Hehe.
Having nailed it, here’s presenting….
ROMA AT A STANDSTILL....
Musei Capitolini | Piazza del Campidoglio
OPEN EVERY DAY FROM 9:30am TO 7:30pm.
This is what happened when….Medusa looked into a mirror. Now this is what I call Twisting Mythology™.
Roma was founded by the twin bros Romulus and Remus, who were found by Lupa the wolf. #doublefindings
Aphrodite became Venus and spread LOVE and BEAUTY….without any beasts….Disney took care of that….
The emperors ascended the throne one by one and then ended up in a hall in a museum….
Marcus Aurelius rode a horse and posed for a picture….
Marcus on an Equus!!!!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!!
And finally….After climbing 2 floors….
THE DYING GAUL
AND THAT WAS THE TIME!!!!
I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me….
Did anyone hear the operatic section of Bohemian Rhapsody????
It was the Boy with Thorn…. Kid’s got a splinter….
Talking of love….
Love’s Labours Lost….
Get it?! That’s Hercules folks!
And he’s gonna walk the Paris Fashion Week with that very dapper lion cape!!!!
And you know who’s actually the showstopper????
Those two ducks!!!! See the amount of style in just one picture!!!!
It’s literally causing an Earthquack!!!!
And as we come to the end of the museum tour, here’s a tip for all you Divine Beings out there….CHILL OUT! Wanna see how it’s done?
Neptune be a whole mood….
That’s all for today Signors and Signorinas….Museum trip accomplished.
Until next time….