Travelogue 5: Musei Capitolini(Rome)

If you’re under the impression that I’m going to bore the living daylights out of you by going on and on about a museum, then you’ve definitely been stared at by Medusa, my cover gal. I mean seriously, why would you be under a rock otherwise???? Hehe.

Having nailed it, here’s presenting….

ROMA AT A STANDSTILL....

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Musei Capitolini | Piazza del Campidoglio 

OPEN EVERY DAY FROM 9:30am TO 7:30pm.

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This is what happened when….Medusa looked into a mirror. Now this is what I call Twisting Mythology™. 

Sorry Perseus….

Time Line

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Roma was founded by the twin bros Romulus and Remus, who were found by Lupa the wolf. #doublefindings

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Aphrodite became Venus and spread LOVE and BEAUTY….without any beasts….Disney took care of that….

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The emperors ascended the throne one by one and then ended up in a hall in a museum….

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Marcus Aurelius rode a horse and posed for a picture….

Marcus on an Equus!!!!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!!

Nailed it!

And finally….After climbing 2 floors….

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THE DYING GAUL

RIP….

AND THAT WAS THE TIME!!!!

I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me….

Did anyone hear the operatic section of Bohemian Rhapsody????

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It was the Boy with Thorn…. Kid’s got a splinter….

#theboywiththornneedslove

Talking of love….

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Love’s Labours Lost….

Get it?! That’s Hercules folks!

And he’s gonna walk the Paris Fashion Week with that very dapper lion cape!!!! 

Sorry Kendall….

And you know who’s actually the showstopper????

 

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Those two ducks!!!! See the amount of style in just one picture!!!!

It’s literally causing an Earthquack!!!!

Hehe.

And as we come to the end of the museum tour, here’s a tip for all you Divine Beings out there….CHILL OUT! Wanna see how it’s done?

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Neptune be a whole mood….

And cut!

That’s all for today Signors and Signorinas….Museum trip accomplished.

Until next time….

Ciao!

 

 

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